Roald

Roald was the King of Varrock, remembered as the biggest loser to ever sit in the throne of Misthalin. He was refered to by his subjects as "that dumbass". He passed Droit de Seigneur laws because he knew he couldn't get pussy otherwise. Yet even with these laws in place, most women decided to be fed to the bear in his backyard instead. Men found much less women to bear children with. Every day, dozens of women chose to die a virgin rather than have sex with the King. For these reasons, the populace of Misthalin greatly began to decline during Roald's Reign of Death, Famine, and Dead Virgins. With the declining female populace, many men also died virgins. Thousands of voices praised Zamorak on the day when the Droit de Seigneur laws finally ended; a selfless woman named Ellemaria made the ultimate sacrifice of marrying the grotesque, ugly, disgusting king, finding his penis, and having sex with him. Roald finally lost his virginity at the age of sixty-two.

Plot to Overthrow Roald
In 169, a mage named Surok Magis saw the King for what he was: a disgusting, fat, slimy, tentacle-covered creature with a big ego and a wife he didn't deserve. Magis was the leader of the Dagon'hai Order, which led the Chaos Tunnels under the wildnerness. Under Magis, the chaos tunnels had no crime, ultra-low insurance rates, free gas, free runes, one of the best defenses in the world, and the best economy in Geilenor. Magis was loved by his kingdom, and his approval rating was 100%. But then Roald had him kidnapped and held prisoner in the library. The Dagon'hai order was forced into hiding, and they were replaced by a Saradominist government. Under the Saradominists, the Chaos Tunnels were torn to shit. Monsters began to overrun the Chaos tunnels until they were reduced to a nearly-uninhabitable dungeon. Seeking to rebuild and expand his once-prosperous empire, Magis devised a plot to overthrow the King and bring balance to the force. He nearly completed his plan, but some adventurer, who, like a typical Saradominist, sought to ruin everything for everyone, discovered this plot and informed the King of it. Magis' wand and runes were confiscated, and any chance of happiness being restored to Misthalin were destroyed.

Propaganda
Roald wanted his people to believe that he was a good, benevolent ruler and that he was also handsome and ten feet tall with an IQ of 200. He posted campaign ads ads all over the walls of Misthalin. Thus, it was not considered taboo to expose oneself in public if the purpose of doing so was to urinate on one of these ads.