Vallance

King Vallance was well remembered as the second worst King to ever rule Asgarnia. Only his successor was bevieved to be a worse ruler. Vallance was inspired by the writings of Oscar Meyer, an ignorant hobo who became super-rich by publishing books about how to leech off society, and books on how to make money. Ironically but not surprisingly, Meyer was the only one who made money from his money-making guides.